Maths Magic: ur Cell number’s last digit, x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur age, + 365, & – 615. The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cell’s last number number… TRY IT! No related English SMS Messages.
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A software engineer was smoking A Lady said “Cant u see warning. Smoking is injurious to health” He replied “We bother only about errors, not warnings.” No related English SMS Messages.
Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai (engg. bahut roya) Bad me doctor ne pu6a: re-checking me to nikal jayegi na? No related English SMS Messages.
Hl, V r d Building Of imagin. V r d Runing Gears of Success V r d Amplfiers of Progress, We r d CPU of Society. Yes We r d ‘ENGINEERS’ “Hpy Engineers Day!” No related English SMS Messages.
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be 1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS 2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES 3.MUMBAI INDICATORS 4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS 5.DECCAN CAPACITORS 6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS 7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS 8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS No related English SMS Messages.
Good News! All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type. Example: 3 + 3 = ? Options: A: 6 B: Six C: VI D: 6.0 No related English SMS Messages.
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein… . . . … . . . . . . . . .Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo… . . . . . . . . . . . Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta… No related English SMS Messages.
R U emotionally numb..? Creatively challenged..? Artistically void..? Socially outcast..? Financially zero..? Congratulations.. . . U r an ENGINEER..! No related English SMS Messages.
“Can u prov papa=mama?” IAS-Imposible! Doctor-No! Engineers start solving- f=ma p.a=ma On squaring, pa.pa=ma.ma No related English SMS Messages.
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world… Some make wonders happen..! Some see wonders happen..! Others wonder what happened..!! No related English SMS Messages.