IN 2018., . . BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. . BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le No related English SMS Messages.
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We build the world (Civil) We create the magic world (CS,IT) We connect the world (EC) We are the powers (EE) We move the world (Mechanical) Proud 2 be an ENGNR No related English SMS Messages.
If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films The names will be like this *Current Ho Na Ho* *Jaanam Supply karo* *Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge* *Kabhi AC Kabhi DC* *Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He* *Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya* *Capacitor No.1* *Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam* *Fuse to udna hi tha No related English SMS Messages.
Banner in front of Engineering collage…. By its chairman ” Drive slowly don’t kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way….” No related English SMS Messages.
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal.. Doc. gives her a rose Bt engg. gives her an apple daily. Dr. asks- y?? Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!! Enginr Rocks No related English SMS Messages.
Attitude at exam!!!! . . teacher-Kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye??? . . . . student-sir, breakfast karke aaya hu, or aap?? No related English SMS Messages.
LuV STORY OF ENGINEER: 😛 I was in 12th She was in 12th I got B.Tech She got BBA I was doing B.Tech She got MBA I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance She got married I m doing M.TECH She’s d mother of 2 children I got PH.D Her daughter is in 1st stndrd, I
4 Years, 40 Subjects, 400 Experiments, 4000 Assignments, 40000 hours A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’ 🙂 Happy Engineers Day No related English SMS Messages.
The Rule Of Engineering Student At The Examination: P Is Inversely Propotional To T, Where S Is Constant P= Pressure On The Brain T= Number Of Days Left S= Syllabus No related English SMS Messages.
Love Expression In Engineer Style: Main Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Doonga Agar Tu Na Milili To Tujhe Dil Se Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga.. No related English SMS Messages.