Joke SMS- SMS Collection

Munabhai

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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he. No related English SMS Messages.

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge No related English SMS Messages.

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,

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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me No related English SMS Messages.

PUNJAB POLICE

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PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai… No related English SMS Messages.

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,

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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho. No related English SMS Messages.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te No related English SMS Messages.

Ja Ander Se Calculator La

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Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe , Gadhe , Idiot , Nalayak , Beshram .. Tujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Ja Ander Se Calculator La No related English SMS Messages.