local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
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One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. No related English SMS Messages.
Marriage SMS- SMS Collection
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When a man holds a woman hands?” No related English SMS Messages.
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. No related English SMS Messages.
Shadi kernay aur mobile
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Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.: No related English SMS Messages.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! No related English SMS Messages.
Because married men are more obedient.
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Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? No related English SMS Messages.
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice. No related English SMS Messages.
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that No related English SMS Messages.
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear” No related English SMS Messages.
A little kid asks his Dad,
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A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” No related English SMS Messages.