§ardar writes to ßill gates abt PC & windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE 2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER.I need that as i own Vespa Scooter 3.I see MS OFFICE bt i need MS HOME,as i use pc at home 4.Finaly,how is that ur name is Gates
Sardar SMS- SMS Collection
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar se? 1ST : Tumhari hai… No related English SMS Messages.
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go. No related English SMS Messages.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. No related English SMS Messages.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’. No related English SMS Messages.
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. No related English SMS Messages.
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… No related English SMS Messages.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will return it . A Sardar asks to ATM machine. No related English SMS Messages.
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? No related English SMS Messages.
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito. No related English SMS Messages.